Where you should get married, according to your zodiac sign (part one)
Aquarius
Aquariuses are getting married at an art museum. Sorry! I’m not entertaining a plant store or a weed shop or something quirky. I am an Aquarius and I want to get married at an Art Museum. Case closed!
Photograph by Kristen Piteo
Pisces
Pisces shouldn’t get married because they’re really annoying.
Scorpio
It’s my job to tell everyone to have a small, non-traditional wedding, but I do think every Scorpio should get married in a cathedral.
Libra
Libras are cool and sexy. I think they would get married at Lincoln Center or Carnegie hall. Basically, all Libras remind me of Lauren Bacall—so anything with the old school New York glamour is going to be right on the money.
Virgos
UGH Virgos. The true squares of the zodiac. I guess get married in a classroom? Or prison? Because you love rules so much?
Photo by Parkers Pictures
Capricorn
This is an earth sign I can (and often do) fuck with. WORK.A.HOLICS. So, naturally, we’ll find them in the financial district. And people who work in finance love getting married on rooftops. It’s just a fact.