Where you should get married, according to your zodiac sign (part two)
Gemini
If you hate on Geminis you can’t hang. No bigger mark of a loser than hating on Geminis. That said, they are most likely to leave someone at the alter—so they’re getting married in the middle of 5th Ave so they can hail a cab QUICKLY if needs be.
Photo by Aimlee Photography
Taurus
It is my understanding that Tauruses like food and comfort and nature and tactile things. So they get a Botanical Gardens wedding and a picnic with their friends / family / dogs afterwards.
Photo by Trent Bailey
Cancer
My ex boyfriend is a cancer, so this is another sign that I don’t think should be allowed to get married. Maybe in 1950s Baltimore because they are huge CRY BABIES!!!
Leo
I love a beautiful narcissist!! Leo’s NEED a grand staircase, so I am giving them a Met steps wedding.
Photo by Elizabeth Austin Photography
Aries
My boyfriend is an Aries and he thinks weddings are “embarrassing” so I’m reading Yelp reviews of hypnotists in Brooklyn to try and remedy that. Anyways, I think they should get married in Chinatown with a little buffet reception afterwards.
Sagittarius
This is a sign I fundamentally do not understand. I think they’d do something insane, like get married at the Eras tour. I think a *cool* Sagittarius would get married at a karaoke bar.