Where you should make your wedding registry, according to your zodiac sign (part two)


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Sagittarius

BonBon

The least serious sign. An elevated version of registering at the M&M store.

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Cancer

Atlantic Terminal

There is always someone crying in the Atlantic Terminal skywalk, making it the perfect choice for any Cancer.

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Gemini

Chelsea Flea Market

This is not a place where anybody could ever feasibly register for wedding gifts and that is why Gemini would choose it. 

Scorpio

An unknown crystal shop

In true Scorpio fashion, they’re registering at a crystal store in the East Village that doesn’t have a sign, store hours, or a website. 

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Virgo

MoMA Design Store

You think this is high praise, but really it’s because Virgos are the sign most likely to wear museum store jewelry (insane).

Aries

Gage & Tollner

I think Aries are attempting to registering at Gage & Tollner in an attempt to get free steak dinners for a year. This is actually an excellent idea.


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Where you should make your wedding registry, according to your zodiac sign