Where you should make your wedding registry, according to your zodiac sign

Cakewalk Wedding Mason Pearson Hairbrush for wedding registry

You’re inviting all of your ex-boyfriends to your wedding and making them buy you a Mason Pearson hairbrush.

Cakewalk Wedding Sonny Angel for wedding registry

Aquarius


An.mé

All of your loved ones have to buy you a Sonny Angel and they feel extremely weird about it.

Cakewalk Wedding 260 sample sale for wedding registry

The only sign that would make their grandma wait in line for a pair of $150 Rag and Bone boots for a wedding present.

Cakewalk Wedding coasters for wedding registry

They’re absolutely buying the coke coasters.

Cakewalk Wedding american girl for wedding registry

Sorry but you guys would be registering for Kit Kittredge and all of her accessories.

I got a lot of backlash for my Pisces hate on previous posts, but I don’t care!!! You get to register at the M&M Store and you’re gonna get harassed by an off-brand super hero on your way to do it.


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