This week we’re obsessed with statement jewelry, statement hair, a mysterious & untraceable wedding photographer, the biggest earrings you can imagine, and getting tattooed on your wedding day.

Manhattan gets all the wedding hype, but the best elopement spots in NYC? They’re in the outer boroughs. From waterfront views in Brooklyn to secret gardens in The Bronx, here’s where to skip the crowds and say ‘I do’ somewhere that actually feels like you.

Weddings don’t have to be complicated. In New York City, you can get married in a government office, on a rooftop, or in the middle of a park—no guest lists, no seating charts, no stress. Just you, your person, and the city as your witness. If you’re ready to elope without the chaos, here’s exactly how to do it.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be… married without going broke. But the wedding industry had other plans.

Legends don’t need a guest list. From runaway poets to Hollywood rebels, history’s coolest couples knew elopements were the move. Get inspired.

That street corner where he gave you that one look for the first time that you’ll never forget? Let’s build the whole thing around that.

Central Park elopements are honestly great. Just throwing out a few more things to consider, ya know?

Proud of you, babe.

Somehow, the wedding industry has managed to turn not following tradition into its own kind of tradition. Ain’t that a bitch.

I meeeaaaaan… if you want your wedding to have all the energy of the DMV, do your thing.

Part two of our wedding registry zodiac series

Here are all of our ideas for where you should register for your wedding according to your zodiac sign.

Here are characters who we think would have a Cakewalk wedding.

Vogue wrote about the post-wedding blues—and we wanted to hear From The People. We asked, you answered, and now we’re weighing in.

Here are all of our ideas for where you should have your New York City Wedding, according to your zodiac sign.

Today we’re going over some our favorite (and least favorite) zodiac signs—and where we think they should have their New York City weddings.

This week we polled a bunch of you on Bride.com’s wedding guest rules. Today we’re going over everything you had to say.

These anti-testimonial stories aren’t meant to bum you out, but to empower that little feeling in your stomach that just doesn’t want to deal with the whole mess of a big wedding but still feels some pull toward it. Heads up: that’s the wedding industrial complex and it’s meant to sell you shit you don’t need.

The strike is OVER. Hacks is PROBABLY going to be back for a 3rd season. So, naturally, this installment of “My Imaginary best friends wedding” is all about Kiki.